"Lift So I Can Eat Like a Toddler" Weightlifting Tee
This soft, classic-fit tee carries a cheeky, vintage-style design: a determined lifter pressing heavy barbells with the caption “Lift so I can eat like a toddler.” The muted retro colors and slightly distressed print give it an old-school gym-poster vibe that’s both playful and confident. Wear it as your go-to training top or as a casual statement piece — it layers easily under hoodies or over long sleeves and won’t fight for attention in the gym or at weekend hangouts. The fabric feels sturdy yet breathable, the crew neckline keeps a neat silhouette, and the tear-away label prevents irritation so you can move and eat freely.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for breathable, long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed knit collar to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck details and DTG for main design — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
How To Use
Step 1: Ignite (Morning) Take 2 Brain Boost Capsules (Orange) immediately upon waking with a large glass of water. This clears morning brain fog and primes your dopamine levels for a motivated start to the day.
Step 2: Lock In (Early Afternoon) Take 2 Neuro-Focus Complex Capsules (Blue) with lunch. This sustains your concentration during the "afternoon slump" and enhances memory recall for deep work sessions.
Step 3: Reset (Evening) Take 2 Calm & Clarity Capsules (Purple) 45 minutes before bed. This lowers cortisol levels and quiets racing thoughts, preparing your brain for deep, restorative sleep.
Ingredients
1. Brain Boost (Energy Matrix)
- Natural Caffeine + L-Theanine: A precise 2:1 ratio for alert energy without the jitters or crash.
- Rhodiola Rosea: An adaptogen that fights fatigue and enhances mental endurance.
- Vitamin B12: Supports cellular energy production.
2. Neuro-Focus Complex (Cognitive Fuel)
- Lion’s Mane Mushroom: Clinically shown to support Nerve Growth Factor (NGF) for long-term brain health.
- Bacopa Monnieri: Used for centuries to improve memory retention and information processing speed.
- Phosphatidylserine: Essential for healthy brain cell membranes and sharp thinking.
3. Calm & Clarity (Restoration Blend)
- Magnesium Bisglycinate: The most absorbable form of magnesium to relax the nervous system.
- KSM-66® Ashwagandha: Reduces stress and lowers cortisol levels.
- GABA: A neurotransmitter that promotes relaxation and mental quiet.
Shippping & Guarantee
Fast & Free Shipping: All Stack orders ship free within the USA (3-5 Business Days). International shipping available (7-14 days).
30-Day "Brain Upgrade" Guarantee: We are confident this stack will change your daily performance. If you don't feel more energized, focused, and rested within 30 days, send the empty bottles back for a full refund. No questions asked.
Third Party Test Results
Purity: Validated >99% ingredient purity for all three formulas.
Safety: PASSED strict screening for heavy metals (Lead, Mercury, Arsenic, Cadmium).
Clean Label: Certified free from mold, yeast, bacteria, and common allergens (Gluten, Soy, Dairy).